Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Just came back from Matt's house. Had a great time playing game cube and going to Sakae. AGAIN. Lol.
Anyway, I watched the last part of Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV just now. It's DAMN FUNNY! Here're some of the funniest bits
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Simon Cowell vs Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Seacrest : Ugh! *
punches Simon Cowell but has no effect on himCommentators: Wow! Finally a hit! That's more hits than all the American Idol albums put together!
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Simon Cowell: *
punches Ryan SeacrestCommentator: Wow! What a punch! It's almost as ugly as From Justin to Kelly!
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Kelly Osbourne & Jack Osbourne vs Mary-Kate & Ashley Olson
Jack Osbourne: Which one is the aneroxic one?
Kelly Osbourne: *
Takes a deep breath and blowsMary-Kate: *
screams and flies off the ring-----
Kelly Osbourne: *
starts throwing objects from a big box at AshleyAshley: *
dodges all of themCommentator 1: What is she throwing? Are those chinese throwing stars?
Commentator 2: No! It appears to be copies of her very own solo album!
Commentator 1 : Ashley better be careful, those things could destroy anyone's career.
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Kelly Osbourne: *
throws a chocolate coated doughnut onto the floorMary-Kate: *
eyes go wide and leaps towards the doughnut, devouring it, after a few seconds, she becomes extremely fat and lies down on the floorMary Kate: *
tries to put finger into mouth but doesn't succeed Can't.... purge... it... out...
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her stomach erupts and explodesCommentator: Wow! This is the first time I've seen her stomach reject her body!
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Celebrity deathmatch was so hilarious. Haha.... It's a must see...
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