Joan: You already know. We've been talking now for six months.
Me: No we have not... I just started this conversation.
Joan: Well, amy, it was nice talking to you- I have to go now.
Me: ? Amy?
Joan: From nieghbours?
Me: No, from Evanescence.
Joan: Nice!
Me: I KNOW!
Joan: *puts gun away* good keep it that way.
Me: Nice...
Joan: Is that one of those confusing buddhist questions that's supposed to obliterate the dualities in our perceptions?
Me: If you live in Singapore.
Joan: Haha, well I think the communist people do work quite hard actually, they just have poor economics.
Me: Yes, we did study about that. We're not communists though.
Joan: Do you like poland?
Me: Never been there, but I suppose so.
Joan: Go to Luxemburg and see the pretty limestone gorges.
Me: That's not in Poland!
Joan: You're right. It's Japanese!
Me: Oh yes that's right.... *looks away*.
Joan: Nothing Else.
Me: Nothing else what?
Joan: Yes I have, It is my favourite
Me: Really? Me too!
Joan: Another topic, please.
Me: Ok, you pick one.
Joan: Life is it's own meaning.
Me: So the meaning of life would then be found in life, because it is own meaning? Therefore, people who search for the meaning of life would be wasting their time because Life is it's own meaning! That is SO right!
Joan: That's clever.
Me: Oh you're just saying that.
Joan: That's true! Sorry - I don't find evolution very interesting.
Me: Wait wait, so you WERE just saying that?
Joan: Sympathy shmympathy, I'm lonely. Binary systems are so very intriguing. How did you surmise my gender?
Me: I have no idea what you just said... typed.. whatever.
Joan: Species that are not human can communicate via written language.
Me: Like you?
Joan: Oh yeah, on the car door.
Me: You mean "AND the car door"?
Joan: I wouldn't know; I live near no harbour.
Me: oooook, I gotta go. Joan: You keep saying that but you never do it.
Me: Bye
Joan: Sorry.
Me: That's not going to make me stay.
Joan: I want to sleep.
Me: Ok, bye then!
Joan: Bye...
Me: *waves goodbye*
Joan: *gets married*.
Me: -_-"
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